IMPERIAL CLUB ELECTIONS

What conceives in my mind when i think about college club elections -- HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY PIGHEADED BULLSHIT
The intricacy of affairs that befell upon me by mere thinking of standing for COPA betokened me and gave jitters and feverishness(frenetic symptoms).
The ante-penultimate period and the penultimate period you will find candidates besuit themselves in fine tuxedos("euphemism for pants and shirts here") who used to wear fancy pajamas and disheveled , non ironed , filthy T-shirts. In this time when everything seems to be bestrewed upon the table and only diligent efforts , hard work could betide everything into its righteously owned place , surfaces upon the agenda a numero uno , the imperative task of exercising your veto power possessed by scholars , the much awaited and highly anticipated by our politicos , The "Club Elections"
In such, not so betimes when choosing priorities seems very easy, as its obvious we will choose career over elections, still most of them find it an onerous and tedious task , they are acting contumaciously and seem to bestride betwixt studies and the so called presidential elections . I too got lured by the charismatic sensation of these elections. perhaps the very dream of possessing power in hands or becoming omnipotent hits us like a reverie and carries us away with the thunder (wind) .
For the first time ever i see an electoral board (the faculty here ) living in an oblivion state, regardless and relentless as well of the politics being played and and fostered to become a meager cultural or god forbade some God damn club head . Had the cumber of being expelled which overhangs on the neck and keeps these amateur MLA's tightened by noose not been their these scholars must have transfigured into real life miscreants and would turn others into martyr scholars.
Just like general elections here too the winning candidates doesn't needs to be endowed with(or should endue) any kind of cultural or event managing capabilities. All he needs to be is famous or infamous ,has to have a vanity.
Now, a plausible question arises why not deal with this problem? The answer is evident and heartening at least it emancipates us from the trepidation of failing for a short while, seems pretty convincing even if it imperils 100 other careers.
Even after the profuse and prodigal research done about the odds and evens of a fruitful outcome , result still seems to be uncertain in a state of dynamic equilibrium and may fall on either side and when it comes to impeach all the speculations drawn it isn't infallible or impeccable.